The Holko Boys: book

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11/13/11
Jake: So, Dad...did you bring money to pay for dinner?
Ben: Uh no, Jake. I thought you said you had some money to pay for dinner.
Jake: Nope. I've just got these two balls in my pocket.

2/9/11
J: Mom, are more babies gonna pop out of your belly?
M: Nope, no more babies. Why?
J: Because I WANT one.
M: Hmm...really?
J: No. Actually, I just want Carleigh.

9/10
J: This is a house full of idiots.

5/1/10
B: Jake, what are you doing?
J: Dancin'.
B: Why?
J: Because the music told me to. (Duh.)

4/17/10
J: (looking at our pretty friend Danielle) I love you. What's your name again?

4/14/10
J: Mom, come in the bathroom and read me a book.
E: I am feeding Ryan right now. I can't.
J: Yes, you can.
E: I can't do two things at once, Jake.
J: Well, I can do two things at once.
E: Oh yeah?
J: Yep, I can pee on the floor and poop on the potty, at the same time!
E: Be right there.

1/26/10
J: Mom, how do I look?
E: You look great, Jacob.
J: Well, you look...interesting.

1/15/10
E: Jake, your little brother is a happy clam today!
J: I'm a crappy ham, too mom.

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